Mission Statement

Bullsxxt gets you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "Look at me, they're packed with nutrients, you will be big and strong in no time."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree, squawking and making a fuss. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree, being destined for the dinner table.

Lesson: Bullsxxt might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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